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boobs-and-champagne reblogged sex-with-a-ginger
cute people talking (◡‿◡✿)
cute people singing 。◕‿◕。
cute people mumbling (-^〇^-)
cute people moaning in pleasure as you ram them hard (◕‿◕✿)
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boobs-and-champagne reblogged pricklylegs
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
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boobs-and-champagne reblogged chocolateisbetterthan-you
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”
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boobs-and-champagne reblogged potato-tots
If you’re upset about Tumblr being sold to Yahoo that’s okay because your feelings literally do not matter and Tumblr doesn’t care about you and I love that a lot. That’s honestly really beautiful
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boobs-and-champagne reblogged fuckyeahloldemort
This gif is a really accurate summary of my life
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